Don’t End Up at the Bottom of a Well with a Dog Named Precious


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When you use Facebook, you accumulate Facebook friends

When you accumulate Facebook friends, you start looking at their postings and clicking on the “Like” button

When your FB friends see you “Like”ing them, they begin to feel accepted.

When your FB friends feel accepted, they become more curious about you.

When they become more curious about you, they find out your address via the internet and look you up on Google Maps and Earth.

When your FB friends become more comfortable with your living arrangements through Google Maps, they see that house for sale in your neighborhood.

When your FB friends see the house for sale in your neighborhood, they clean out their savings accounts and buy that house for sale in your neighborhood.

When your FB friends buy the house for sale in your neighborhood, they dig a deep well in the basement, buy a dog and name her “Precious” and invite you over for a special ‘house warming’ party.

When your FB friend invites you over for a house warming party, you end up at the bottom of a well in their basement, with a dog named Precious.

Don’t end up in the bottom of a well with a dog named Precious – don’t use Facebook.

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One comment on “Don’t End Up at the Bottom of a Well with a Dog Named Precious

  1. […] a person love you, (well, not unless you have a big underground basement well and a dog named Precious).  I felt I had been showing Kim my true feelings and putting forward the best foot I possibly […]

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